You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
this is the best thing I’ve done since being at college
Having diabetes means having to hear “jokes” like this:
"I’d get you cake but I don’t want your foot to fall off hahahahaha."
Hahahaha THAT’S SO FUNNY. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU.
I’m done. I’m so fucking done.
Woke up in the middle of the night to hide easter eggs around the apartment and set out a basket full of goodies to surprise my husband. Such joy it brought me to watch him scurry around in his boxer briefs and socks for 20 minutes, chowing down on chocolate with a big grin on his face looking for all of the eggs.
We never grow up kids.